This is my "Ummm, I think I'll write a blog post - I wonder what I'll write about." look. This is also my "Why is my arm bleeding?" look.
This is my "Whatever I write, you WILL like it." look.
This is one of the many outfits that I did not put on when I got up this morning.
If I were to blog in Japanese, this is what I'd look like.
I've always been short-waisted.
Tsar Nicholas wanted to marry me, but had to settle for Alexandra because I was busy writing my blog. You can tell that Alexandra wasn't too happy about the whole thing.
I have to go find a face to put on now.